The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!