The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to die on command

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power of exact change

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!