the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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black people

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to know what time is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!