to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to die at will

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!