The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!