- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to forget what you were going to say

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

The power to turn apples into pears

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the ability to enjoy school

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

The powers to lose your current power forever

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

Pointless Super Powers