The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Balls.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!