The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to shoot superman

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!