the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!