The power to make doors disappear at will.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

to not care about pointless superpowers

The ability to read a book by its cover

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to make out of thin air

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!