The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!