The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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to be shitty

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!