The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be born again

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!