The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!