The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!