- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to turn into paper

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to liquify yourself.

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

anything Aquaman does

Pointless Super Powers