The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to poke

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!