the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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blindness

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!