the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to think.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of exact change

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!