the ability to die once you have died

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to not have power

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!