The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to remove the power within.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

The power to lick your own elbow

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

the power to fall asleep while being awake

The power to have children at will.

The power to tickle your own feet.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

power to be an alcohoic

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!