- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The power to talk to dust

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

the power to say candlejack and li

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to fly, but only downwards

Pointless Super Powers