The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!