The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!