the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!