The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to die at will

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have a small penis

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to punch that like button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!