The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!