- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power to hate someone you don't even know

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to spell backwards.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to watch womens basketball

the power to die on command

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers