Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to read the TV

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!