The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!