The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!