The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to be dead

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!