The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!