The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!