To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!