The power to be a normal human

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the power die if you think.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have children at will.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!