The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to eat food

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to never finish your sente

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!