The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!