The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look into cheese.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to poke

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!