To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!