The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to poke

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!