The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to eat food

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!