The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Reverse Pooping

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!