The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to be dead

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!