The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!