the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to fly but only upward

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!