the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look into cheese.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!