The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to fly but only upward

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to change your mind

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!