the power to remember th...

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Imortality.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!