The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to change your mind

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!