The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!