The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to ?-1.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!